2009 MOVIE TRAILERS

I'm sure you may have seen some of these but I felt like listing them anyway...they are movies that tickle e in that funny spot just behind my testicles.

G.I. "Mutherfuckin" Joe- I'm so freakin excited about this movie I shit my pants on purpose just for effect!



Movie Trailers - G.I. Joe - Watch the best video clips here




Megan Fox 2...I mean TRansformers 2, same thing







Terminator 4 - I'm a huge Christian Bale movie fan, especially "Equilibrium", and even though I thought the last Terminator was a desperate attempt to subliminally turn everyone into homosexuals...this new installment promises to not suck in an extremely heterosexual way. Even introducing a new terminotr who is convinced he's human!





Public Enemies - The #1 kick ass actor in movies plays the #1 kick ass bank robber in america. I love old school bank robberies and would definitley rob a bank if my handicap prostitution ring wasn't so damn successful.

'Public Enemies' Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

And Last but not least...


Star Trek - Being a heroes fan, or more so thinking Sylar is the shit and imagining an Ali Larter / Hayden Panettiere sandwich. I was all too excited to hear our Pittsburgh Native Zachary Quinto (Mutherfuckin Sylar) got the part as the Samuel L. Jackson of aliens...don't argue...you know spocks the shit.





There...those are the movies I plan to see, I'm sure I'll see more but I'm too lazy to go and search for the trailers. Looks like alot of action movies for 2009, so if your gay you may want to go see that fuckin chihuahua movie thats in the theaters now...or man-up, start liking Vagina, and come see the shoot'em up movies with the rest of us!

p.s. below is a list of movies Hollywood should make before I kick Hollywood in the man-pouch.

listed in order of importance to midgets:

1. Voltron (heard this may be in the works already)
2. Thunder Cats
3. remake Speed racer so it's cool
4. McGyver (FUCK YA!)

anyone have any others?