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Millionaire Douchebag Fakes death!

So you've all heard about this douchebag . In case you haven't here's a little tid bit...
IN a plot more suited to a Hollywood blockbuster, an American businessman, under investigation for financial fraud and recently separated from his wife, tried to fake his own death by ditching the aircraft he was piloting and parachuting to a new life.

Indiana businessman Marcus Schrenker apparently made a fake distress call, bailed out of his small plane and then let it crash in a Florida panhandle swamp. Red more here
But this window licker could not run for long. He lasted barely two days before federal marshals caught up with him at 10 p.m. Tuesday evening at a campsite near Quincy, Fla., just south of the Georgia border. More...

When you already a millionaire and you need to steal more money the end decide to abandon your wife and fake your own death your just an asshole. He had it all...Cars, a hot wife, boats, planes, that hot wife, a big ass $4 million dollar house, that hot ass wife...did i mention his wife is hot?

So then you get caught and you suddenly decide to try and really take your life!? Hey smarty next time atleast just fly to a country that has NO extradition laws...you are a fuckin' pilot after all! Haven't you seen a movie you silly twit? there's at least 7582 other ways to fake your death than the helmet wearing short bus version you came up with...I wish you were my neighbor so I could rob your ass! I could have put that money to much better use buying cupcakes for the blind, or donate a delicous meat tray to our Local Peta Conventions... Sorry about the rant...jackasses like this restore my awareness in what I like to call secret retards! Have a nice Day!

Douchey McMillionaire Caught on Video checking into a Motel

I cheated on Hef

FORMER Playboy Mansion resident Kendra Wilkinson has revealed she cheated on Hugh Hefner during their bizarre relationship.
"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," the 23-year-old told Us Weekly. While she says she did the deed with 82-year-old Hefner, she reckons she only saw him once a day in passing.
"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates," she said.
"The most we kind of say to each other is, 'I love you,' 'Love you too,' 'I hope you have a good day,' 'Did you have a good day?' "

(Fellow Hef) ex Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have (sex) so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being."

She said that life at the Playboy Mansion was "way more strict than my life has ever been," saying that staff would keep track of when she, Bridget and Holly would leave and return to the house.
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In my opinion Any kind of cheating is screwed up, but Kendra, you get a free pass just for spending those few Viagra and alcohol filled moments full of old balls and chest hair.
(Article Source: Daily Mirror)