Douchebgas are unfortunalty unavoidable, and in the past two years or so they have infiltrated the masses like a swarm of shit flies popping up out of every turd around every corner. Completely unaware of their doucheyness, they strole into the night club imediatley purhcase the bathroom attendant cigars and proceed to hit on every chick in the bar evenutally irritating them to the point where a conversation with a decent fellow is now out of the question. Be sure to appologise to THEM when THEY hit YOU in the head with their cheap ass 2lb sterling sivler medallion while taking a myspace picture in the middle of a crowded dance floor.
These cheese dicks spend more money on hair products and body spray than any woman, liquid steel for the bullet-proof spiked "I was just traveling at the speed of light" Haircut that is the same as the other 7 friends there at the club with, oh and don't forget your popped collar and live strong bracelet...or the newest substitute the "affliction tee" (which I love and you asses are beating them into the ground and making them gay so stop it!) Just to make you all aware behind the fake brooklyn accent and all the other shit I just mentioned your only one wake-up call away from becoming a homo!
NEWS FLASH!: Entourage is a fuckin' TV Show
This video explains it all and I never get tired of watching it! Don't be suprised if you fit this description, just fix it fast!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Got Mistle Toe?
Kissing under the mistletoe is my personal favorite, but just listening to this makes think of carp fighting for air!
Welcome to The Handbasket Of Hell!
So here you will find any random rants of my twisted philosphy, breaking news that may or may not be true haha, and just about anything else my warped sense of thought decides to spew from my brain.
So with that being said, that dude "whatsisface" from that 80's band Quiet Riot I guess died somehow, not sure how didn't read into it too much, maybe be banged his head!! haha no wait maybe it was Metal Health that drove him mad! anyway since this is our first post why not have our first tribute video post go to that dude from that band that sang that song!
You can actually find out what happened to him here at TMZ.com
So with that being said, that dude "whatsisface" from that 80's band Quiet Riot I guess died somehow, not sure how didn't read into it too much, maybe be banged his head!! haha no wait maybe it was Metal Health that drove him mad! anyway since this is our first post why not have our first tribute video post go to that dude from that band that sang that song!
You can actually find out what happened to him here at TMZ.com
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