IN a plot more suited to a Hollywood blockbuster, an American businessman, under investigation for financial fraud and recently separated from his wife, tried to fake his own death by ditching the aircraft he was piloting and parachuting to a new life.
Indiana businessman Marcus Schrenker apparently made a fake distress call, bailed out of his small plane and then let it crash in a Florida panhandle swamp. Red more here
But this window licker could not run for long. He lasted barely two days before federal marshals caught up with him at 10 p.m. Tuesday evening at a campsite near Quincy, Fla., just south of the Georgia border. More...
When you already a millionaire and you need to steal more money the end decide to abandon your wife and fake your own death your just an asshole. He had it all...Cars, a hot wife, boats, planes, that hot wife, a big ass $4 million dollar house, that hot ass wife...did i mention his wife is hot?
So then you get caught and you suddenly decide to try and really take your life!? Hey smarty next time atleast just fly to a country that has NO extradition laws...you are a fuckin' pilot after all! Haven't you seen a movie you silly twit? there's at least 7582 other ways to fake your death than the helmet wearing short bus version you came up with...I wish you were my neighbor so I could rob your ass! I could have put that money to much better use buying cupcakes for the blind, or donate a delicous meat tray to our Local Peta Conventions... Sorry about the rant...jackasses like this restore my awareness in what I like to call secret retards! Have a nice Day!
Douchey McMillionaire Caught on Video checking into a Motel
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