OK so I know the celebrities do some fucked up things, but some of these names you can just tell who's kids are going to end up drug addicts, who will end up rockerstars, party animal tramps, acid freaks, or probably grow up and kill their parents for giving them such a screwed up name!
Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Baby daughter Apple and son Moses
A fruit and a profit
Matt & Annette Lauer: Baby boy Thijs
How the fuck do you ven pronounce that!
Alice Kim & Nicolas Cage: Baby son Kal-el Coppola
Superman fan much?
Shannyn Sossaman & Dallas Clayton: Baby son Audio Science
SERIOUSLY? These two aren't even high enough on the celebrity food chain to name their kid such a fucked up name. If he doesn't grow up to be a DJ he's fucked!
Toni Braxton & Keri Lewis: Baby son Diezel Ky
now imagine he grows up short, cracked out and skinny...and his name is Diezel
Heidi Klum & Seal: Baby son Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo
okay first two decent last two? is he fuckin' japanese!?
Jools Norton & Jamie Oliver: Baby daughter Daisy Boo
with a name like boo she better not grow up ugly and scary lookin!
Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings: Baby daughter Alabama Gypsy Rose
I see her future a desert dwelling gypsy thief of flowers!
Beth Riesgraf & Jason Lee: Baby son Pilot Inspektor
I love Jason Lee but LOOK AT WHAT YOU NAMED YOUR KID! Christ he's fucked for life!
Tonya Linette Lewis & Spike Lee: Baby daughter Satchel
SPIKE! DUDE! you just named your kid after a fucking sack that someone carries on their waist!
Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn: Baby son Caspar
caspar caspar? great nice good one dumbshits
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