Dude I boned your sister!

THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER!!!

A trip to the museum! Skeleton rises to the occasion!!

skeleton

Charlie Browns Ghetto Christmas

Breathing commercial

I love shit like this!

Retarded Policeman Episodes 3 & 4

Before you go making comments here's a small message from the creators:
Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all had a great time shooting a few episodes of "Retarded Policeman!"

Check out Ponce's Video Response:
Response from Ponce

Now This is Love

Every cus word we know!

American Idol finalist offer BJs!

We’re not sure what’s worse for former American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra:

That she has referred to police officers who arrested her as “crackers,” or that she openly offered to give said crackers a blow job?


Vest courtesy of Vern Troyer


The train wreck of a singer called her Aunt Sheila on the Monday after her Saturday night arrest for disorderly intoxication, violation of probation and obstruction of justice. According to TMZ, though, Sierra had no idea why she was even in jail.

Jessica told her aunt: “I don’t even know what they arrested me for… I didn’t fight nobody but the police, little stupid f-cking crackers!”

Blake Fielder-Civil couldn’t have said it better himself.

Celebrity Baby names

OK so I know the celebrities do some fucked up things, but some of these names you can just tell who's kids are going to end up drug addicts, who will end up rockerstars, party animal tramps, acid freaks, or probably grow up and kill their parents for giving them such a screwed up name!




Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Baby daughter Apple and son Moses
A fruit and a profit

Matt & Annette Lauer: Baby boy Thijs
How the fuck do you ven pronounce that!

Alice Kim & Nicolas Cage: Baby son Kal-el Coppola
Superman fan much?

Shannyn Sossaman & Dallas Clayton: Baby son Audio Science
SERIOUSLY? These two aren't even high enough on the celebrity food chain to name their kid such a fucked up name. If he doesn't grow up to be a DJ he's fucked!

Toni Braxton & Keri Lewis: Baby son Diezel Ky
now imagine he grows up short, cracked out and skinny...and his name is Diezel

Heidi Klum & Seal: Baby son Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo
okay first two decent last two? is he fuckin' japanese!?


Jools Norton & Jamie Oliver: Baby daughter Daisy Boo
with a name like boo she better not grow up ugly and scary lookin!

Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings: Baby daughter Alabama Gypsy Rose
I see her future a desert dwelling gypsy thief of flowers!


Beth Riesgraf & Jason Lee: Baby son Pilot Inspektor
I love Jason Lee but LOOK AT WHAT YOU NAMED YOUR KID! Christ he's fucked for life!

Tonya Linette Lewis & Spike Lee: Baby daughter Satchel
SPIKE! DUDE! you just named your kid after a fucking sack that someone carries on their waist!


Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn: Baby son Caspar
caspar caspar? great nice good one dumbshits

Gillian Gibbons: 'I got more of an adventure than I bargained for'

Gillian Gibbons, the teacher jailed in Sudan for allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear "Mohamed", arrived back in Britain today and declared: "I never imagined this would happen. I am just an ordinary primary school teacher."

"I am very sorry to leave Sudan. I had a fabulous time. It is a beautiful place and I had a chance to see some of the countryside. The Sudanese people I found to be extremely kind and generous and until this happened I only had a good experience."
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Warning!

If you don't have a sense of humor don't play this video! I'm serious!





Told you, got to admit that some funny shit no matter who you are?

No Big Suprise

Hell If this is the direction Tara Reids heading, it may be an actual cum back seeing as the movie business has not been so good. I'm sure she'll kick ass as a host of a party filled with street walkers.

The Douchebag Epidemic

Douchebgas are unfortunalty unavoidable, and in the past two years or so they have infiltrated the masses like a swarm of shit flies popping up out of every turd around every corner. Completely unaware of their doucheyness, they strole into the night club imediatley purhcase the bathroom attendant cigars and proceed to hit on every chick in the bar evenutally irritating them to the point where a conversation with a decent fellow is now out of the question. Be sure to appologise to THEM when THEY hit YOU in the head with their cheap ass 2lb sterling sivler medallion while taking a myspace picture in the middle of a crowded dance floor.
These cheese dicks spend more money on hair products and body spray than any woman, liquid steel for the bullet-proof spiked "I was just traveling at the speed of light" Haircut that is the same as the other 7 friends there at the club with, oh and don't forget your popped collar and live strong bracelet...or the newest substitute the "affliction tee" (which I love and you asses are beating them into the ground and making them gay so stop it!) Just to make you all aware behind the fake brooklyn accent and all the other shit I just mentioned your only one wake-up call away from becoming a homo!

NEWS FLASH!: Entourage is a fuckin' TV Show
This video explains it all and I never get tired of watching it! Don't be suprised if you fit this description, just fix it fast!

Got Mistle Toe?

Kissing under the mistletoe is my personal favorite, but just listening to this makes think of carp fighting for air!

Welcome to The Handbasket Of Hell!

So here you will find any random rants of my twisted philosphy, breaking news that may or may not be true haha, and just about anything else my warped sense of thought decides to spew from my brain.

So with that being said, that dude "whatsisface" from that 80's band Quiet Riot I guess died somehow, not sure how didn't read into it too much, maybe be banged his head!! haha no wait maybe it was Metal Health that drove him mad! anyway since this is our first post why not have our first tribute video post go to that dude from that band that sang that song!



You can actually find out what happened to him here at TMZ.com