Alright so there's two things in the world I love, the first obviously being the female anatomy, but a very close runner-up is meat. Tasy Tasy meat...burgers, steaks, beef stew, you name it I consume it. Most likely I'll die of cholesteral or some shit, but who cares. Meat is meat and meat tastes good.
Well as much as I love meat I can't help but feel as though Burger King may have taken the love of consuming dead animals a bit too far. Burger King recently announced their new men's Fragrance, yes that's right a cologne. Burger King has released a cologne called "Flame". They describe it as "The new secent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat". And no shit, it's actually meat flavored!
And for the ultimate kicker, a bottle is a whole whopping $3.99! So for less than a pack of smokes you could walk around smelling like a Whopper! The again if your a chubby chaser this could come in handy. two sprays of this essence of flame broiled ground chuck and they'll be swarming to you like a free buffet. Just be careful they don't mistake you for a side of beef, and by no means apply this delicate fragrance if your going on a date with a bulimic because they'll just fuck you then throw up on your floor!
I personally plan to buy some of this burger in a bottle, dowsin myself like a french whore and attendin every PETA convention I can.
